{ Rants }

PICK-UP LINES

Hallu Voyeurs! This is the counterpart of my recent top eleven break-up lines. I got these lines from an e-mail sent by Urni. As usual, I've heard some of the lines here. Just tell me which lines you've heard before or the lines you use. . .


Maganda ka. Pogi ako. Tayo na! (if ur serious wag to pls!)
Wag ka ngang ngumiti. Nai-inlab lang ako sayo eh. (pwede to kung high school p lng kyo)
Pahiram notes. (putsa, khit d ko type ginagamit ko to! mdalas kc ako wlang assignment!)
Nagpapa-cute ka ba? Ume-epek kase eh. (i do this in reverse)
Shit! Umuulan!! Wala akong payong. (favorite ko to!)
Di ba classmate kita sa Physics 72.1? (kaso hindi 'to umepek sa aken)
Bakit ngayon ka lang? (pang duet lng to tol!)
Nag-lunch ka na ba? (this very effective! or nag-merienda k n b? or samahan mo nman ako!)
Sabay tayo! (do this regularly tapos wag ka pakita isang araw, u'll find out kung mamiss k nya , yuck!)
Napanood mo na ba yung Red Diaries? Wala kase akong kasama eh. (this is stupid!)
May groupmate ka na ba? (more stupid)
C.R. tayo? (para lng to sa mga bading! )
Excuse me, what's the time? (sabay hawak sa wrist...ala-Craig David)
May nakaupo ba dyan? Patabi naman. (mas mganda wla nang paa-paalam!)
Pwede ka ba? (pang pokpok!)
Pauwi ka na ba? Pasabay naman. (mas ok 'to kung may tsekots)
Apply ka na. Masaya sa org namen.
Tumambay ka naman, gago!
Talaga, wala ka pang boyfriend? Ako na lang!
Inday, paki linis naman ng kwarto ko mamyang gabi. (kung type mo atchay nyo)
Should we talk now or should we just keep staring at each other? (bagay to kung nsa bar ka...)
I don't usually do this (approaching strangers), but i'd rather take the risk than to live the rest of my life wondering what if... (sounds family!)
Syet! Ang ganda mo!!
Would you like me to buy you some kwek-kwek? (hehehe!)
Excuse me miss. Pwede ba kitang mayayang mag-Quickly?
Ayaw mo? Eh, kung canton na lang?
Miss, bukas zipper mo. (better yet, gusto mo izip ko pra syo?)
I like you...pramis!
Mahal kita. (enough said!)
Sex tayo?!
do u have a name, or shal i call u mine? (cute to kahit corny)
so, r u free friday nyt?
wats ur email add? may papadala akng magandang joke sa yo
excuse me do u have a map...i got lost in ur eyes..
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
My name's -----. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later. (BASTOS!)
Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Can I borrow that quarter? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle. (Kahit san damakmak na muta yung nakita mo.)
Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.
Could I get some directions? ("To where?") To your heart.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. (pang-famas ba?)
Me lisensya ba yung face mo? Deadly weapon kasi, eh.
Daya mo. No one has a right to be as cute as you are
MAGKANO KA BA????????!!(The most Electrifying line!!!)

Ganda noh? hahaha! ^_^

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I am Angel. . . happy as of the moment.