{Bitching about. . .}

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Distance   EvAn & JaRoN

I just woke up from a deep slumber. I wreaked with the scent of death before I came home. Augustine Saint, our dissected and very much rigor mortised skinless cat, was so dry when we took him out and placed in our dissecting table. We had to "shower" him with the special sponging solution provided by our very inefficient lab assistants. It smelled like wintergreen bubblegum but after awhile the smell of death rose up our nose and stuck to our hair and clothes. Good thing that I didn't bring Augustine Saint home or else things would've been worse . . .

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School Rants. . .

Together with my Japanese Acrobat Sister, my Chinese Doll friend, and my Lithe Petite friend we went from one end to another and back of our proud green and white school. My muscles were cussing me for the hard work they did yesterday afternoon. I felt like I was one of those people in the Amazing Race show that I used to watch. I combined french and chinese cuss words with my extensive Filipino cuss vocabulary. I hope Ms. Feeling Taray (my prof.) would give us ample time when doing research. Its not as easy as she would like to portray it to be.

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While trying to carefully separate Augustine's biceps femorisf rom his semimembranosus I realized that I still haven't recovered from the rabid Conotic Kuneho's bite. I realized that I was sounding a tadbit like my "I'm-so-not-typical-assumptionista" former JPRizal classmate. Geez! I'm spewing lines like: now na, where should I make the hiwa?, you want some yosi?, etc.

HELP! I need to know the cure for the bite of that stupid rabid Co�otic Kuneho A.S.A.P!

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I am Angel. . . Welcome to Co�otica!

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Its been 4 days (counting today) and I still haven't heard one word from Jolly Rower Boy. . . What do you think happened to him? Buried up to his nose by his intellectually challenging engineer paper work or bloated and floating around Manila Bay because he swallowed too much bay water mixed with human excrement, perhaps? ^_^

I miss talking to Jolly Rower Boy. . . : (