{ Rants }

TOP ELEVEN BREAK-UP LINES. . .

Hey! Hey! Hey! I found this top Eleven break-up lines from an e-mail sent by my beloved Urni. ^_^ Some of the lines are new to me, some were used by Honey when he broke up with me and some, I am contemplating if I'll be using after my 14 days of thinking.

1. "I just realized that I don't want to be touched."
-->Whaddafuckisdat?!

2. I'm confused and I need some time out to find
myself!!!
-->Eto flashlight, go look for yourself! Baka gusto mo pa ng kandila with that!!!

3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
-->Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin ulit no?! Bakit? anong oras ba dapat?! alas-otso?????

4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo.You deserve someone better. That's not me."
-->Bakit sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng YAYA???? Leche!

5. Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry.
-->Eh ako ba lasing?! Tang na mo! Sino nagsabi sa iyo na manligaw ka ng lasing! Gago! Sino inulul mo?

6. "We are too different from each other."
--> Bakit anong klaseng ANIMAL ka??

True lies and true lines:

7. "We have to meet other people to see what it's like to be with someone else. I'm giving you that choice. if you come back to me, we'll both be better from having chosen freely."
--> HoY! mga palusot mo! break kung ayaw mo na...dami mo pang satsat eh!

8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both ready. When we don't care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di ba?"
--> Tang na mo! tataguan na kita! kala mo magpapahanap ako!!

9. "I really think that we should break up."

"Why?"

"Because I don't know if I still love you."

-->Tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba. Olrayt sa okei!

10. "I just realized I haven't had time to walk my dog..."
--> O cge! lakad mo na rin buong pamilya mo! magsama kayo ng aso mo!

11. "It's not you, it's me...
--> Buti alam mo

From these top eleven lines which did you use or which where uttered to you? ^_^

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I am Angel. . .saying: I AM FRIGGING TIRED OF HONEY'S SHIT!