{Bitching about. . .}

Lyrics:   Better Days  DiAnNe ReEvEs

Had a lengthy conversation with Didahahaha about my dark chocolate ex-Honey and what transpired in our lives these past holy days. I missed talking and laughing. I was too cooped up here at home where people are so tensed that you can slice through the tension. Nanay and Tatay ain't talking. . . AGAIN! I am tired of this sh**! These are some of the reasons that make me want to graduate asap.

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Today's the birthday of Mr. Ok ka Ba Tyan. I greeted him a happy birthday. I don't know if its the weather or the people but Mr. Ok Ka Ba Tyan wanted a boom-boom for his birthday! Stupid, frigging a**hole! Dude, manigas ka! You ain't having any boom-boom! Go ask your Europe-based girlfriend for that! hahaha!

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WHY OH WHY DO I END UP DATING MORONS-JERKS-AHOLES-AND THE LIKES THESE PAST 11 MONTHS? These entities are pretending to be humans! Je*** H. Ch***! A messed up love life should be something that should normal for me but I still can't comprehend why I still get hurt when things don't work out. Inner turmoil ba ito? Or this is just a typical Human Condition? *Angels Sighs!*

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Enough of these whining and complaining. Let's all have a good laugh. I've unearthed this story from the crevices of my 5 year old demented e-mail. This was sent to me by my favorite speech teacher Tuesday"Da Bitch". I hope you enjoy reading through it. . . ^_^

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own 

was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak 

only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not 

speak for a whole year,then the following year he was allowed to speak two words. 

(This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.) One day he met a 

beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.

With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole 

years so that he could look at her and say "my darling". But at the end of the two

years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this he waited three 

more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years to 5). 

But at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. 

So he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking. Finally as the ninth year of 

silence ended,his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most 

secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a 

hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said 

huskily, "My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?" And the princess tucked a 

strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and 

parting her ruby lips, said: "Pardon?"

. . . at ang solusyon sa bingiataako syndrome: maglinis ng tenga at tumigil sa pagbabasa ng songhits! hehehe! ^_^

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Weather Today: Intense heat resulting to a sexual drought!

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I am Angel . . . a Moron Magnet!